“He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.”

from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

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#stopthelickingthingforfucksake

(Source: tirynsed)

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

when people defend pop stars who lipsync with “but they’re dancing! it’s impossible to dance like that and sound good!”

i’m just like

have you ever seen a musical before? no lipsynching going on there and the actors are dancing for their lives while doing like 6 part harmonies and being near pitch perfect

you either have the talent to sing live or you don’t. end of story.  

posted Sep 17 viasource with 9180 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

(Source: cchilidogg)

posted Sep 17 viasource with 18586 notes

magpieandwhale:

Ohmygosh, how amazing is this still that I randomly stopped on as I go to watch the fight on the bridge for literally the zillionth time? Steve is all “I GOT U NAT” and Natasha is just like get off me, I am going to fuck this guy up.

posted Sep 17 viasource with 1011 notes

breelifts:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)

The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover

KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!

posted Sep 17 viasource with 17206 notes

A sniper takes a shot at Natasha Romanoff. Half a world away, a woman with her face steps in front of a train in St. Petersburg. And out in the middle of nowhere in Saskatchewan, Clint Barton comes face to face with a woman who looks just like his old friend - down to the shade of her eyes.

The people who trained her always had a back-up plan. Finally, they’ve perfected their new Black Widow — and her first mission is to kill the others.

(Source: officerbobrovsky)

posted Sep 17 viasource with 2013 notes

Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of “Her” at International Rome Film Festival

(Source: scarlett-daily)

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fromobscuretodemure:

Vlada Roslyakova by Ben Hassett for Vogue Nippon September 2006.

(Source: fashionmodeldirectory.com)

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rowenatheravenclaw:

GET TO KNOW ME: [5/5] ACTRESSES

zoe saldana

i don’t believe actors who say they don’t bleed into their characters. it’s absolutely impossible not to. 

 

posted Sep 17 viasource with 6296 notes

arya stark week - [day 7] whatever you want:

There’s this great pack, hundreds of them, mankillers. The one that leads them is a she-wolf, a bitch from the seventh hell, a stalking shadow grim and grey and huge. She fears neither steel nor fire. So if the wolves come, yield.

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queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

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