if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Some more redesigns for the Repair her armor contest. This time the lingerie “armour” and the creative healer stereotype. These are all the redesigns I managed before the deadline.
Which one should I choose to finish properly and submit?
Now that the contest is over, I can finally show these WONDERFUL designs!I do love well-designed armour. Full-body coverage, practical and feminine, with a nice historical feel to it. Jackpot!
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
On the internet no one knows you’re a monkey.
WHAT IF THIS WAS THE WHOLE MOVIE
WHAT IF I WAS TRULY HAPPY
That right there is a very smitten Prince of Asgard and if there are people out there who think that it is a very bad thing that he looks at his lady so, they can all go suck it.
I love Thor Odinson and I especially love the epicness that is the one and only Jane Foster.
if you’ve met your favorite celebrity and by any chance you touched their hand just know that at some point they touched their genitals with said hand
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh